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Eminem( Slim Shady )
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Come on Everybody
Lyricist:Jeff Bass, Mark Bass, Marshall Mathers
Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um twelve (Outsidaz) This is my dance song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me? Aight, ay turn my headphones up (Bust it bust it)
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed From Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve (I can't stand white people) You thought I was ill and now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown aids and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show (Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit 'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (Umm, one two) I told the doc I need a change in sickness And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas gift list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end 'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck And I was wavin' it at everybody screamin', 'I suck' (I suck) I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd And yell out loud, 'All y'all get the hell out now' Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm sorry Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com (But Eminem this is your record release party)
I'm bored out of my gourd so I took the hammer And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all) One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage And if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit 'Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin' Beastie Boy So I told em I was Mike D They was like, 'Gee I don't know, he might be' I told 'em, 'Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness Monster (Okay) Peace out (Bye)' Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out till I started bustin' freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick Made a couple of crank calls connect Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept? I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only 'cuss to make your Mom upset
Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight ...
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