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Henry Fucking Wagons
I went for a big job interview They said it was down to the last two and I'd have been perfect for it to But the other candidate was Henry Wagons. My lover blinked her bedroom eyes, said you're good what a surprise, you could be my perfect guy If you were more like Henry wagons.
Who da fuck, who who, who da, who da fuck.
Well whose working my side of the street? Henry Fucking Wagons Except he was doing it long before me Henry Fucking Wagons Who looks thinner in a hat Henry Fucking Wagons Well whose our poet laureate Henry Fucking Wagons Well who beat me at little Ath Henry Fucking Wagons Whose good at English and at Math Henry Fucking Wagons Who caught me watering my lawn Henry Fucking Wagons In earth hour with all my lights on Henry Fucking Wagons
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
When I was a pencil neck who ruled? H.F.W And who bombed me in the swimming pool? H.F.W And made all the popular girls drool Well that was Henry Wagons Cause When they taught cool at high school I must of been wagging
Who da fuck, who who, who da, who da fuck.
I'm great but whose the best, no wait, let me guess.
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Well whose above me in a Google search Whose like Jeeves when I'm Lurch Who goes rock when I go scissors Whose even been seen out with my missus Whose full of Christian tenderness Who'd never write a song like this Who gets the critical acclaim Whose even got our guitarists name Who gets a strike when I get a spare Who gets a tonne when I get a pair Who leaves me standing in musical chairs Whose even got better facial hair Whose better at slam-dance, better at slam dunk Better at MouseTrap, Twister, KerPlunk Better at PlayStation, better at Wii Better at poo probably Better at Tennis Better at Darts Better at Air Play Better at Charts Better at Bingo Better at Chess Who even beat me on the NAPLAN test Tha'ts Henry fucking wagons Henry Fucking Wagons Wagons Fucking Henry Fucking Wagons Fucking Henry Fucking Fucking Wagon Fucking Fucking Wagons!
Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons Whoa, Henry Fucking Wagons
Should take him up a cliff top gun on chest Henry Fucking Wagons Say okay Wagons you're always the best Henry Fucking Wagons Jump off before me there's your test Henry Fucking Wagons But as if I'd do that, you know that would be like, uh, obsessed.
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